SHIT!™ CLACK Fan
For those moments when optimism leaves the chat.
CA$31.00
Some days are smooth. Some days are educational.
And then there are the SHIT!™ days.
The SHIT!™ CLACK Fan is designed for life’s unexpected plot twists, questionable decisions, and moments that deserve an immediate dramatic reaction.
Featuring oversized comic-book impact graphics, bold color contrast, and BOOM!’s signature CLACK action, this fan transforms everyday disasters into performance art.
Because if you’re going to have a moment, you might as well make it memorable.
Perfect For
• Mondays
• Customer service calls
• Unexpected expenses
• Family group chats
• Festival emergencies
• Workplace chaos
• Last-minute surprises
• General life maintenance
When life gives you one of those days, answer with a CLACK.
• Oversized 25” (64cm) span
• Durable black plastic ribs
• Vibrant Oxford cloth print
• Loud signature CLACK action
• Lightweight and portable
• Exclusive BOOM! by IllustratedWare design
May cause:
• Sudden honesty
• Dramatic sighing
• Increased sarcasm
• Public laughter
• Overuse of the phrase “I knew it”
• Uncontrollable CLACKING
You want it. We get it.
Most in-stock BOOM! products ship within 1–3 business days.
Canadian delivery typically takes 2–10 business days depending on where you are.
Tracking is provided whenever available.
Custom or limited-edition items may take a little longer.
Local pickup may be available for Toronto-area customers.
Because good things come to those who wait.
But great things usually arrive with tracking.