FUCK OFF™ CLACK Fan
When “no thank you” just isn’t getting the job done.
CA$31.00
Some situations require diplomacy. This is not one of them.
The FUCK OFF™ CLACK Fan is a bold statement piece designed for those moments when your patience has left the building and your expression says everything that needs to be said.
Featuring BOOM!‘s oversized fan design, lightning-bolt impact graphics, and a satisfyingly dramatic CLACK, this fan doesn’t whisper boundaries—it announces them.
Whether you’re dodging nonsense, avoiding unwanted conversations, or simply making an unforgettable exit, the FUCK OFF™ Fan is ready.
Perfect For
• Pride events
• Festivals & concerts
• Drag performances
• Raves & dance events
• Cosplay & conventions
• Family gatherings 😏
• Customer service survivors
• Everyday boundary enforcement
Product Excerpt
Not every conversation deserves a response. Sometimes a single CLACK says it all.
• Oversized 25” (64cm) fan span
• Durable black plastic ribs
• Vibrant Oxford cloth print
• Loud signature CLACK action
• Lightweight and portable
• Exclusive BOOM! by IllustratedWare design
May cause:
• Instant personal space
• Reduced tolerance for nonsense
• Unwanted laughter
• Increased confidence
• Main-character energy
• Aggressive fan snapping
• People finally taking the hint
You want it. We get it.
• Most in-stock BOOM! products ship within 1–3 business days.
• Canadian delivery typically takes 2–10 business days depending on where you are.
• Tracking is provided whenever available.
• Custom or limited-edition items may take a little longer.
• Local pickup may be available for Toronto-area customers.
Because good things come to those who wait.
But great things usually arrive with tracking.
Every BOOM! product is reviewed before shipment to ensure it meets our standards before it leaves the studio